Cigar Quotes - Page 3

When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did was piss me off because I was out of cigarettes.

My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.

I'd rather hang out with the losers that would sit and smoke a cigarette than the ones who wanted to throw a baseball.

If a warden sees cigarette litter being thrown from a car, they will take the number and trace the owner to send them a fine.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

If you have $300,000 to shoot a cigarette on a table, it's an enormous amount of money. Maybe that's why my movies are the way they are. But it's the only way I can make a living.

I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

We have too many preacherettes preaching too many sermonettes to too many Christianettes smoking cigarettes.

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

The word "souvenir" has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even today, ninety per cent of the items covered by the word are forgettable objects in which cigarettes can be left to go stale.

Why do our politicians put warnings on cigarette packs and not on their own foreheads?

But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.

Stories and cigarettes ruined lives of lesser girls.

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.