Dating Quotes - Page 22

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

When speed dating I'm seeking my equal or at least one in the making.

Dating has taught me what I want and don't want, who I am, and who I want to be.

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

As it turned out, my perception was so much more intimidating than the reality.

I don't like to joke about dating.

I can be intimidating, but not within the confines of a film shoot.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out. Apparently she couldn't handle dating someone with bigger hair then she had.

The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister, Peter MacKay. It's gotta be awkward dating a fellow diplomat. Like today, MacKay had to promise Condi he would get permission from the U.N. before he invaded her.

President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

The next level. As though dating were a computer game.

I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

dating is like campaigning: you don't reveal who you really are or what you're really up to until you get elected.

I would consider the principal threats to start with Russia. And it would certainly include any nations that are looking to intimidate nations around their periphery, regional nations nearby them, whether it be with weapons of mass destruction or I would call it unusual, unorthodox means of intimidating them.

I don't mind dating younger men now.

Ah, now, don't get all mushy on me. We ain't dating." Butch

Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you.

Normally if you're dating, you're looking for compatibility, and then the moment that there's incompatibility, you're like, "Well, swipe left on that, let's just keep looking." In some ways I think the same lessons apply to people that apply to objects. It's just much easier to see that lesson in things because they're these fixed intangible lumps of stuff. People are not. They can change.

Most of the writers I like just intimidate and humble me but in that there's a good deal of inspiration to be had as well.

I don't try to be angry to prove something. I wouldn't try to intimidate you for any reason unless you were trying to intimidate me, and then I would show you that you can't do that to me.

When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

I don't throw a lot of parties. I find throwing parties a bit intimidating.

I can say I'm a relationship person, and I like relationships. I think I also like relationships because then you don't have to date because dating is horrible.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.