Dinner Quotes - Page 2

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

The way we measure productivity is flawed. People checking their BlackBerry over dinner is not the measure of productivity.

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

An actress without talent, forty years old, ate a partridge for dinner, and I felt sorry for the partridge, for it occurred to me that in its life it had been more talented, more sensible, and more honest than the actress.

The main question to a novel is -- did it amuse? were you surprised at dinner coming so soon? did you mistake eleven for ten? were you too late to dress? and did you sit up beyond the usual hour? If a novel produces these effects, it is good; if it does not -- story, language, love, scandal itself cannot save it. It is only meant to please; and it must do that or it does nothing.

Life itself, she thought, as she went upstairs to dress for dinner, was stranger than dreams and far, far more disordered.

How awful that the artist has become nothing but the after-dinner mint of society.

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Why should the Marquis de Cussy wage war on soup? I cannot understand a dinner without it. I hold soup to be the well beloved of the stomach.

I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

I am different - if you can find another like me, then I will buy you dinner!

Shall I refuse my dinner because I do not fully understand the process of digestion?

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

Crispus Attucks, who said, Don't shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!

It’s too much of a drinking culture, everything tastes better with a drink. Like, watch TV: glass of wine. Cooking dinner: glass of champagne. White wine vinegar hasn’t got white wine in it. Has it?

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!

Chicken, brown rice, and veggies is a great healthy dinner option. It's full of whole grains and protein, and will keep you full for a long time.

It is wrong to wear diamonds before luncheon, except on one’s marriage rings. Before, after, and during breakfast, luncheon and dinner, it is vulgar to wear a mixture of colored precious stones. It is always a comfort to know that so many things one can’t afford to do anyway are vulgar.

I'm quite old-fashioned. I like going out to dinner. You have the chance to talk to somebody and get to know them better.

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.