Dinner Quotes - Page 3

Only hire people you want to have dinner with.

Dinner is where the magic happens in the kitchen.

Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.

When one is too old for love, one finds great comfort in good dinners.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless.

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added

If I could, I'd wear my sneakers everywhere, even for dinners or events.

Religion is like going out to dinner with friends. Everyone may order something different, but everyone can still sit at the same table.

If I could hang out with Jimi Hendrix, it wouldn't be over dinner.

Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner!

To the unmusical hearer a note on the gong means dinner, this perhaps often is menacing enough.

If you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least.

A jazz musician is not a jazz musician when he or she is eating dinner or when he or she is with his parents or spouse or neighbors. He's above all a human being . . . the true artform is being a human being.

There is nothing more sickening than talking about poverty over a fancy dinner.

Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!

Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!

I generally unwind by having dinner with close friends.

In making dinner for a friend, don't forget the love.

I would show up at a party for Al Qaeda if you said there's going to be a dinner.

I'm big on taking the lady out to dinner. We have some candlelight romance every now and then. And our whole family is within a 6-mile radius. It's disgustingly domestic. I'm big on Costco.

Except for cases that clearly involve a homicidal maniac, the police like to believe murders are committed by those we know and love, and most of the time they're right - a chilling thought when you sit down to dinner with a family of five. All those potential killers passing their plates.