Dinner Quotes - Page 4

I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting.

When we ever invited the beast to dinner he didn't come in and swipe the napkins and start taking notes on the tablecloth 'bout how to take over the whole house?

Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken.

Today, most women are surrounded by ingenious gadgets. They don't grow the peas or raise the chicken that they serve for dinner; instead they hunt and gather in the grocery store. They go through catalogs or department stores to buy clothes instead of shearing sheep, carding wool, and weaving cloth for skirts and coats and blankets.

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

The oldest form of theater is the dinner table.

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.

I have gotten to a point in my life where I don't want to have dinner with someone I don't like.

When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!

The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.

Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

Burt Reynolds, great sex symbol of the movies, who said, I owe it all to one great part. Never got a dinner!

Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!

When you try on something, you have to ask yourself, 'How many ways could I wear this? Could I wear it to work? To dinner or drinks? Will it span the seasons' If you have to think too hard about those questions, then skip it.

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.

The hardest novel to write was Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

I think the time of the formal dinners is over.

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry gets the best of the argument.

Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, Maybe we're white. Never got a dinner!

You can't possibly ask me to go without having some dinner. It's absurd. I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.

I have always thought that there is no more fruitful source of family discontent than a housewife's badly cooked dinners and untidy ways.

We eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner to the soundtrack of our own impending death.

We smoked the way other American families would have wine with dinner. For us, it was our sacrament. It was something that made a great life sweeter in every possible way.