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Doctors Quotes - Page 6

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.116, Penguin

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

Willie Nelson, Bud Shrake, Edwin Shrake (2000). “Willie: An Autobiography”, p.193, Rowman & Littlefield

The secret of a long life is to never trust a doctor.

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