Dog Quotes - Page 4

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul.

The devil is like a rabid dog tied to a chain; beyond the length of the chain he cannot seize anyone. And you: keep at a distance. If you approach too near, you let yourself be caught. Remember that the devil has only one door by which to enter the soul: the will.

Life is never more fun than when you're the underdog competing against the giants.

You just need to be a flea against injustice. Enough committed fleas biting strategically can make even the biggest dog uncomfortable and transform even the biggest nation.

The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks.

Dogs keep a promise a person can't.

A grateful dog is better than an ungrateful man.

A man goes to the village to visit the wise man and he says to the wise man, “I feel like there are two dogs inside me. One dog is this positive, loving, kind, and gentle dog and then I have this angry, mean-spirited, and negative dog and they fight all the time. I don't know which is going to win.” The wise man thinks for a moment and he says, “I know which is going to win. The one you feed the most, so feed the positive dog.

Beware of barking at underdogs; don't fight with people who have nothing to lose.

Dogs bark at what they don't understand.

I speak with dogs frequently. They don't really talk, but I feel they're communicating.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

To me dogs are not the students, not the ones that need training. To me a dog is a teacher of life, who teaches us the principles of the most important moral values; honesty, integrity, loyalty, trust, respect and love.

I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

With but few exceptions, it is always the underdog who wins through sheer willpower.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Charity is in the heart of man, and righteousness in the path of men. Pity the man who has lost his path and does not follow it and who has lost his heart and does not know how to recover it. When people's dogs and chicks are lost they go out and look for them and yet the people who have lost their hearts do not go out and look for them. The principle of self-cultivation consists in nothing but trying to look for the lost heart.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals. And in their capacity to suffer, a dog is a pig, is a bear...is a boy.

If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.