Dog Quotes - Page 50

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?

My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog.

Questers of the truth, that’s who dogs are; seekers after the invisible scent of another being’s authentic core.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals

I am always amazed by the novel angles that people come up with for kids' Christmas books. Even if a family is not religious, who could resist, say, "Olive, the Other Reindeer," about Olive the dog who thinks the song refers to her and heads for the North Pole to help Santa out?

Dogs love company. They place it first on their short list of needs.

And I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. If we read of one man robbed, or murdered, or killed by accident, or one house burned, or one vessel wrecked, or one steamboat blown up, or one cow run over on the Western Railroad, or one mad dog killed, or one lot of grasshoppers in the winter, - we need never read of another. One is enough. If you are acquainted with the principle, what do you care for a myriad instances and applications?

If your words do not have a smile, if you do not talk heart to heart, and you decide everything with your head, it is better to keep a dog as a friend rather than you.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.

Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty books as a Columbia professor, all right? You don't do that by holding hands with every at-risk undergraduate who says he's homesick, or he's turning gay, or the dog ate his term paper. I write about Lincoln, and freedom, and great ideas. I don't always have time for students. It's like Dean Martin used to say: if you want to talk, go to a priest. Hey -- what's the gun for?

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

Men and women aren't really dogs: they only look like it and behave like it. Somewhere inside there is a great chagrin and a gnawing discontent.

In general, I distrust philosophy. Plato recommended chasing poets from the city; the 'great' Heidegger was a Nazi; Lukacs was a communist; and J. P. Sartre wrote: 'Any anti-communist is a dog.'

If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.

Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

I love my dogs and I give them affection all the time but it has to be at the right time or they get confused.

Just being with dogs, I learned their ways and began to appreciate things from their point of view.

I make character judgements based on whether people like animals. Worship Satan, I'll still give you a chance. Hate dogs, we ain't friends.

I may not have been wearing a mink coat, but I was traveling with a dog. That should have made you think I was an actress!

Dog movies nowadays are not what dog movies were 50 or even 10 years ago. For one thing, the dogs have become better actors.