Drinking Quotes - Page 9

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.

Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.

A major cause of the Roman Empire's decline, after six centuries of world dominance was its replacement of stone aqueducts by lead pipes for the transport and supply of drinking water. Roman engineers, the best in the world, turned their fellow citizens into cripples. Today our own "best and brightest," with the best of intentions, achieve the same end through childhood vaccination programmes yielding the modern scourges of hyperactivity, learning disabilities, autism, appetite disorders, and impulsive violence.

I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry...I get so emotional! I love champagne.

Now that lilacs are in bloom She has a bowl of lilacs in her room And twists one in her fingers while she talks. "Ah, my friend, you do not know, you do not know What life is, you who hold it in your hands"; (slowly twisting the lilac stalks) "You let it flow from you, you let it flow, And youth is cruel, and has no remorse And smiles at situations which it cannot see." I smile, of course, And go on drinking tea.

Eating, drinking. sleeping, pro-creating. A little laughter, a lot of tears. Is this all there is to life? Don't die like a worm on the surface of the planet. WAKE UP and be all that you can be, you are so much more than that.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my mental health justify the risks.

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood.

They say "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." In the Marine Corps, you can make that horse wish to hell he had.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

I am drinking the stars

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

The biggest danger for a politician is to shake hands with a man who is physically stronger, has been drinking, and is voting for the other guy.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.