Drinking Quotes - Page 7

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

In fact, not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.

Simple, easy actions can protect the health of our water resources and help save drinking water supplies. There is not one individual who cannot help to make a difference to the health of the environment

It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.

My best film is always my next film. I couldn't make Chungking Express now, because of the way I live and drink I've forgotten how I did it. I don't believe in film school or film theory. Just try and get in there and make the bloody film, do good work and be with people you love.

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly. That is all you need to know.

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made.

Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.

I'm actually doing a show. From my shed. On the internet. But it won't be music or anything, it's more to do with drinking and smoking. It's an art piece.

I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting as my life gets.

Often when a person can't get past stress, she will turn to overeating, drinking or smoking, which can become a greater problem than the stress itself.

There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain. Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working.

In my lowest moments, the only reason I didn't commit suicide was that I knew I wouldn't be able to drink any more if I was dead.

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!

I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking.

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

There are two reasons for drinking wine...when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it... prevention is better than cure.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.