The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox.
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
Never underestimate a girl’s love for her favorite band. Never think even for a minute, that she won’t defend them to her death. Because it’s not just the music that makes that band her favorite. It’s the guys, the gals. It’s the fans. People whom of which she has interacted with thanks to the band. That band might of saved her life, or just made her smile everyday. That band has never broke her heart and has yet to leave her. No wonder she finds such joy in her music.
Just as one's imagination is stirred by a girl's smile, so is one's imagination stirred by the possibilities of chess.
I definitely have worked trying to create music that inspires girls to feel confident and strong, and feel like they can do anything.
Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.
Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I dont forget the past, Im cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but shes really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the pussy, youre going to be just fine.
Extremists have shown what frightens them most. A girl with a book.
I like girls who have two eyes
What is my task? To get the gospel around the world in the shortest possible time to every man and woman and boy and girl!
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
It hurts me when seeing a girl cry...I want to comfort them as long as I can...or I'll end up crying too...
When we invest in women and girls, we are investing in the people who invest in everyone else.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
She was a sweet girl but not really pretty, a rough sketch of a woman with a little of everything in her, one of those silhouettes which artists draw in three strokes on the tablecloth in a café after dinner, between a glass of brandy and a cigarette. Nature sometimes turns out creatures like that.
I want to marry the kind of girl that walks out of an abortion clinic with a lollipop.
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
One day in 1965 Rajiv wrote me from London, where he was studying, and informed me, 'You're always asking me about girls, whether I have a special girl, and so forth. Well, I've met a special girl.' And when Rajiv returned to India, I asked him, 'Do you still think about her in the same way?' And he said yes. But she couldn't get married until she was twenty-one, and until she was sure she'd like to live in India. Sonia is almost completely an Indian by now, even though she doesn't always wear saris.
Beneath the makeup & behind the smile I'm just the girl who wishes for the world. A wise girl kisses, but doesn't love. Listens but dosen't believe. And leaves before she is left. If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything. It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.
The capitalist engine is first and last an engine of mass production which unavoidably also means production for the masses. . . . It is the cheap cloth, the cheap cotton and rayon fabric, boots, motorcars and so on that are the typical achievements of capitalist production, and not as a rule improvements that would mean much to the rich man. Queen Elizabeth owned silk stockings. The capitalist achievement does not typically consist in providing more silk stockings for queens but in bringing them within reach of factory girls.
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.
Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the mason-dixon line and once you go southern may the good Lord help you - you never go back
I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what it meant, so I instantly grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips. And, then I got suspended.
