Hey Quotes - Page 2

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

Nothing is ever the same as they said it was. It's what I've never seen before that I recognize.

Hey ma, your bad boy did good!

The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

Please remember: things are not what they seem.

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

People are strange. We're all morticians. Hey, what's on TV?

A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It's a short letter - all she said was, 'Hey, since it's harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.' I was like, 'Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!'

Things are seldom what they seem.

Hey, Vickie, why don't you come down here and reprimand me to my face!

A little warning would’ve been nice. You couldn’t have said, ‘Hey, as part of your training today, I’m going to beat you senseless’?

Yeah. Sure. My brother's dead. My mother's insame. Hey, let's have a crepe.

Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you?

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

People say hello to me. I mean, sometimes the sanitation truck goes by and says, hey Patti.

Right now Von Miller is the best pass rusher in the world. He looks exactly like Derrick Thomas did in his heyday. He can absolutely destroy a football game.

Hey, what are you doing, little one? You want more? You are just too much . . . you . . . oh, no . . . not the quivering lip . . . oh, no.” Nalla let out a giggle. “Outrageous! You want more, and you know you’re going to get what you want because of The Lip. Jeez, you’ve got your father wrapped around your little finger, don’t you.

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?

Stop looking out, start looking in. Be your own best friend. Stand up and say, hey, this is mine!

Hey-hey-hey-hey! Smoke weed every day!