Hey Quotes - Page 4

I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It's 71 Virginians, you asshole!

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.

Nothing is ever the same as they said it was.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!

You've been fightin again and, you forgot why Hey kid, walk straight, master your high

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

If you're a young artist, wondering what to call yourself, consider 'multimedia artist.' It's so vague. Then, no one can say, 'Hey, how come you're a jazz person, and you're making a pop opera?

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

Half a league Half a league Half a league onward With a hey-nonny-nonny And a hot cha-cha.

If you can have a couple of tight friends that you can tell things to, that you can say, 'Hey, this is what I'm struggling with,' and then pray and talk about it, then that's an incredible thing.

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

My vocals are bad, I can't sing, hey man, I wouldn't ask you to do a drum roll if your arm was falling off.

I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'

Novak! Take the blazer off before you punch, it will help. Take it off. Hey, that's from Express.

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

Something inside of me just said 'Hey, wait a minute, I want to beat him,' and I just took off.

They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression.

Hey, ay, ay, ay...smoke weed everyday.

Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!

Chuck said, “Hey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Cawley looked over at him. “I’ll bite. How many?” “Fish,” Chuck said and let loose a bright bark of a laugh.

Hey man, I gotta straighten my face. This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.

My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they'll often times send me an e-mail and be like, "Hey did you know this?" And then I'll be like, "Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that." Or , "that's not even true. I don't know where you read that." I have Googled myself, yes. But my parents really have Google Alerts on me.

What makes Disney movies and Pixar movies always so good, hey take time and they're constantly honing, and tweaking, and rejiggering things, and taking influences from every cog, including myself, that can help. Any place where there can be inspiration. They make every moment very layered and very rich.