Jokes Quotes - Page 2

I never told a joke in my life.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we're talking about it, so it was a good call.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to.

A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

I'm sure we, the American people, are the butt of jokes by those in power.

Some subjects are so serious that one can only joke about them.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.

When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington.

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

There was always another side to a joke, the side of the victim.

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.