Jokes Quotes - Page 4

I think a lot of people misinterpret what I'm doing because they think of it as just a joke or they think of it as disposable.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

A poem is a serious joke, a truth that has learned jujitsu.

she doesn’t really have a sense of humor. I think she’d like to have one—it’s just that she doesn’t quite understand what jokes are for.

I love telling myself jokes. I think I'm a riot.

I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

It’s a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody’s expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone’s expense.

...the Gods too love a joke.

I'm more interested to show the darkest places of myself, and I don't joke about it.

I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.

What joke can I say about Donald Trump that he hasn't said about himself? When he gets dressed, he comes out as Donald Trump. We've made fun of his hair for 30 years. It's still the same if not worse. There's nothing we could really say about him.

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

Jokes are grievances.

A German joke is no laughing matter.

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.

I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.

Hillary Clinton wouldn't have make a joke about wiping the server clean with a towel or now we find out about bashing old Blackberries to get rid of them or the fact that she had 13 Blackberries.

One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.

Don't make jokes about food.

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!