Jokes Quotes - Page 3

If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.

I start with the joke line and write backward.

If sex isn't a joke, what is it?

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

To me, music is no joke and it's not for sale.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.

I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

I performed stand-up because I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. My set was never joke-centric. It was a performance.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct.

The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a joke

Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.

My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.