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Kids Quotes - Page 111

I feel like I'm a kid again.

Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

"It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs". Book by Rodney Dangerfield, p. 4, 2004.