Kids Quotes - Page 111

I try to be straightforward and honest with my kids, and I believe nothing beats good old hard work.
Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). “Devil May Cry: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.327, Macmillan
S. A. Bodeen (2008). “The Compound”, p.62, Feiwel & Friends
I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
"It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs". Book by Rodney Dangerfield, p. 4, 2004.