Laughing Quotes - Page 19

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

Stand tall, laugh loudly, and be who you truly are

Sometimes I say some things people may think are just outlandish, but I'm going to have the last laugh.

Death laughs when old women frolic.

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

We live in a violent world, but since the success of films like Pulp Fiction, it seems every movie has some violence in it, and it's now being used as a form of comedy: audiences are now being encouraged to laugh when people get their heads blown off. I just don't like hearing people laugh at violence.

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.

I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words.

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.

Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral.

My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke that caused me to laugh bitterly through the ten thousand nights I spent alone.

Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them

I take pleasure in the little things. Double cheeseburgers, those are good, the sky ten minutes before it rains,the moment your laugh turns into a cackle. And I sit here, and smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt.

Savor more; fix less. Laugh more; cry less. Anticipate positively more; anticipate negatively less. Just practice that and watch what happens.

If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has.

It seemed to be a makeshift replacement for love, absenting oneself from stifling atmospheres, because love basically was a torrential storm of feeling; it thrived only in partnership with laughing generosity and truthfulness.

You know, people don't want their intelligence insulted. They don't want to be preached to. They don't want to be degraded. All they want to do is sit, laugh, have a good time, love one another, forget about what's going on in the world, and find something out so they can be useful in this life. Do this and you have common sense.

I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality.

Live, laugh, love, every day to it's fullest, for who knows, tomorrow, may not be.