Laughing Quotes - Page 59

What people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It proceeds from your unconscious. So it's the same surprise to you when it emerges as it is to the audience when the comic says it. I don't think of the joke and then say it. I say it and then realize what I've said. And I laugh at it, because I'm hearing it for the first time myself.

April, April Laugh thy girlish laughter; Then, the moment after, Weep thy girlish tears.

His jest will savour but of shallow wit, When thousands weep, more than did laugh at it.

Though it make the unskillful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve.

A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.

I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.

The gay will laugh When thou art gone, the solemn brood of care Plod on, and each one as before will chase His favourite phantom; yet all these shall leave Their mirth and their employments, and shall come, And make their bed with thee.

When such as I cast out remorse; So great a sweetness flows into the breast; We must laugh and we must sing, We are blest by everything, Everything we look upon is blessed.

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point

Sometimes you'll laugh. Sometimes you'll cry. Life never tells us, the when's or why's. When you've got friends, to wish you well. You'll find your point when. You will exhale.

We weep and laugh, as we see others do.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh.

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

A friend is someone you can call at any hour to laugh or cry or complain.

I want to be remembered as a guy who inspired, encouraged and made people laugh.

Live, laugh, and love!! Blessings!!

I remember filling my car up in London when an 85-year-old man said to me, 'You've done our age group proud.' That made me laugh. I'm not quite there yet!

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.

I've never ever read a script. I really must read Macbeth, because I was in it once. I got a lot of laughs in that, I can tell you.

All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie.