Laughing Quotes - Page 66

I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a Laugh Room in the pediatric ward of hospitals.

We're not short of movements proclaiming that a different world is possible, but unless we can coordinate them into an international movement, capitalism just laughs at all these little organisations.

What teenagers are ready to laugh at is the misery of other people.

When I write something that would have made me laugh as a 10-year-old, or would have scared me or would have excited me, I know I'm onto something.

She let out a laugh, and then she put her hand over her mouth, like she was angry at herself for forgetting her sadness.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.

I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

He had an idea that even when beaten he could steal a little victory by laughing at defeat.

In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.

I'm growing fonder of my staff; I'm growing dimmer in the eyes; I'm growing fainter in my laugh; I'm growing deeper in my sighs; I'm growing careless of my dress; I'm growing frugal of my gold; I'm growing wise; I'm growing yes, I'm growing old!

You learn to laugh at yourself and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off because comedians often are self-deprecating and they cross lines that they shouldn't. Stuff like that brings a smile to my face every once in a while when needed.

The way you get through having a shitty job is to laugh a lot and goof around.

I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely makes me laugh.

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

I liked AC/DC," Lee said. "If you were going to shoot someone, you'd really want to do it while you were listening to them." "What about the Beatles? Did you feel like shooting anyone listening to them?" Lee considered seriously for a moment, then said, "Myself." At the same time he was laughing, Ig was distressed. Not liking the Beatles was almost as bad as not knowing about them at all.

Judd Apatow, Conan O'Brien ... taking what you think is funny, and then adding another layer to it. That's kind of my sensibility. Those are the guys that make me laugh.

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

I don't laugh at people any more when they say they've seen UFOs. I've seen one myself!

People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they like to feign offense so other people don't think that they're inappropriate for laughing at something.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps.

I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she’s drunk, she has a hard time saying it. “Where do you want me to take you?” She drops her head back against my chest. “You can just keep carrying me. It’s very relaxing.