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Mother Quotes - Page 158

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.52, Michael O'Mara Books

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter (2013). “Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times”, p.38, Harper Collins