Pants Quotes - Page 3

Crested Butte is for spectators; Chamonix is for participants.

I am very much a seat-of-the-pants actor. I will prepare when I have to. But I like being unprepared.

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up.

I usually dress very casual. Whenever I go out with my friends, I'm always like, 'Can't I just wear sweatpants?'

If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

In high school, girls started wearing high-waisted pants with their shirts tucked into them. I don't get what that's about.

Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants.

Start with a 'Yes', and see where that takes you.

The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

Sometimes we just need a firm kick in the pants. An unsmiling expectation that if we mean all these wonderful things we talk about and sing about, then let’s see something to prove it.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.

I'm going to be pulling my pants up all day, and I'm just going to have a terrible day. Because if your clothes don't fit, just like bras or anything, it's not a good day.

I Chose to be an active participant in my life rather than a spectator.

Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

Marlene Dietrich and Roy Rogers are the only two living humans who should be allowed to wear black leather pants.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go.