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Pants Quotes - Page 4

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

"Fictional character: Lt. Frank Drebin". "The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear", www.imdb.com. June 28, 1991.

I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not.

"Fictional character: Martha". "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?", www.imdb.com. 1966.

I can never tell what I'm gonna wear. I kind of just put on whatever feels right. Sometimes that's Converse and a T-shirt, sometimes it's Givenchy heels and leather pants.

"Willow Smith shows off wild side in Karl Lagerfeld photo shoot, but says she just wants to 'chill'" by Rebecca Pocklington, www.mirror.co.uk. January 14, 2014.

I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants.

Song: The Entertainer, Album: Streetlife Serenade, 1974