Pants Quotes - Page 2

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.

I watch a lot of cartoons. I watch a lot of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Phineas and Ferb."

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.

Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

A recession is when your neighbour has to tighten his belt. A depression is when you have to tighten your own belt. And a panic is when you have no belt to tighten and your pants fall down.

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.

Belts are only good for holding up your pants

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

I'm either the witch or Lady Macbeth of English politics, but someone gotta wear the pants in England when others wearing kilts

Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

In the hysterical technocracy of modern music, sorrow is sent to the back of the class where it sits, pissing its pants in mortal terror.