Pants Quotes - Page 5

They call me Ricky Fatton. Mind you I've had a lot on my plate recently. I got measured for this suit the other week. They measured my pants, jacket, top to bottom. Bloody hell Ricky you're a Mark F they said, a size up from a marquee.

T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.

He seemed wild and dangerous and carefree--well, he would, would'nt he? What were motorcycles and black leather pants if not the uniform of a wild, dangerous and carefree man?

Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.

Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. -Annik Marchand

The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well... it just blows your pants off!

What I wear is pants. What I do is live. How I pray is breathe.

I like to keep a uniform - wear a blazer, try to keep the same colour pants; very tailored, very fitted but still edgy.

And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.

The more communities in which you are an active participant, the more likely it is that you'll be happy.

I always have searched for a point of view that a participant could change.

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.

I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.

You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.