Pants Quotes - Page 6

Most decisions are seat-of-the-pants judgments. You can create a rationale for anything. In the end, most decisions are based on intuition and faith.

It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days.

I’m freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I’ve struggled with my whole life.

I admit I love clothes and I buy clothes. But they sit in my closet. I like a pair of comfy pants, flip flops and a t- shirt. And when we pick a restaurant, my criteria is: Where can I wear this?.

Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

Always do your best because a pat on the back is real close to a kick in the pants.

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

I'm more of a seat of my pants, heat of the moment kind of person, which lends itself well to hosting and acting, but not necessarily going, "Oh, what is my shot list? That's right, I needed to work on a shot list."

[As a frontman ] I'm going to wear leather pants and get blowjobs in the studio. That would be nice. They are definitely not cool, but I like them. I don't listen to them, but I like them when I hear them on the radio, normally.

It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on!

Pants get shiny even on a throne.

I hate yoga pants anywhere but the gym.

I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down.

You are not an observer, you are a participant.

You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants.

I'm addicted to something at all times. Like, it's always music, but maybe sometimes it's a pair of pants or something else. That's just how my personality works.

There is no system that is inherently moral if the participants themselves are not.

You get ideas across better through listening and the pat-on-the-back method than you do with a kick on the pants.

When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the pants.

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

Tavi grinned. "Are you with me?" "The plan is insane," Ehren said. "YOU are insane." He looked around the inside of the tent. "I'll need some pants.

I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time.