Sarcasm Quotes - Page 7

The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.

Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable.

My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat in my grotesque style, which combines tragedy and humor, irony and sarcasm, comedy and drama. I also feel that rules are made to be broken, especially in art! I prefer creative disorder to strict rules.

Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.

Sarcasm is lost in print.

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one's own cherished beliefs.

Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.

It is said that truth comes from the mouths of fools and children: I wish every good mind which feels an inclination for satire would reflect that the finest satirist always has something of both in him.

Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.

Canada has a passive-aggressive culture, with a lot of sarcasm and righteousness. That went with my weird messianic complex. The ego is a fascinating monster. I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.

It's a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon "launder" became a dirty word.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.

Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.

Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television.

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.