Sarcasm Quotes - Page 6

The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

"I have seen those symptoms before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire. "Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire de coeur."

Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying.

Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.

What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

There seems to me to be absolutely no limit to the inanity and credulity of the human race. Homo Sapiens! Homo idioticus!

Without sarcasm I sink into chaos.

The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Don't you have class today? (Kyrian) Boy, I'm a backwoods Cajun, I ain't never got no class, cher. (Nick) (He cleared his throat and dropped the thick Cajun accent.) And no, today's registration. I've got to figure out what I'm taking next semester. (Nick) I have a few things I need you to do today. (Kyrian) And that is different from any other day how? (Nick) Sarcasm, thy name is Nick Gautier. (Kyrian)

My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction.

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.

I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor.

History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor

You have delighted us long enough.

The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it braves retaliations and reprisals because itself is a mere flash, a bodiless and magical nothing.