Sarcasm Quotes - Page 5

The writer who neglects punctuation, or mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely a comma, it often occurs that an axiom appears a paradox, or that a sarcasm is converted into a sermonoid.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.

Stay with me; I want to be alone

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Living, as I do, in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived that the first principles of zoology were so little known. Is it possible that you do not know the elementary fact in comparative anatomy, that the wing of a bird is really the forearm, while the wing of a bat consists of three elongated fingers with membranes between?

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.

Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.

Satire must not be a kind of superfluous ill will, but ill will from a higher point of view. Ridiculous man, divine God. Or else, hatred against the bogged-down vileness of average man as against the possible heights that humanity might attain.

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.

Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.

You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I see little hope for democracy as an effective form of government, but I admire the poetry of how it makes its victims complicit in their own destruction.

Many consider that Shostakovich is the greatest 20th-century composer. In his 15 symphonies, 15 quartets, and in other works he demonstrated mastery of the largest and most challenging forms with music of great emotional power and technical invention...All his works are marked by emotional extremes - tragic intensity, grotesque and bizarre wit, humour, parody, and savage sarcasm.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.