Sex Quotes - Page 130

Should men and women be equal in all things? Absolutely. But I'm old-fashioned in that I like the differences between the sexes. My male characters are neither Neanderthals nor Prince Charmings. They're flawed.

When one is required to preside over the Church, and be entrusted with the care of so many souls, the whole female sex must retire before the magnitude of the task, and the majority of men also.

God bids you not to commit lechery, that is, not to have sex with any woman except your wife. You ask of her that she should not have sex with anyone except you -- yet you are not willing to observe the same restraint in return.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

There was scarcely a woman alive, it seemed, who could resist the urge to haul men down onto beds, car seats, kitchen floors, dining-room tables, park grass, parlor sofas, or packing crates, entwine warm thighs around them, and pant in ecstasy.

Oh yeah, I'm an Essex boy and proud of it.

Every time that I hear the orchestra tuning up, I get chills all over my body. You know, catharsis after catharsis. It's better than sex!

No practical biologist interested in sexual reproduction would be led to work out the detailed consequences experienced by organisms having three or more sexes; yet what else should he do if he wishes to understand why the sexes are, in fact, always two?

Football is being used as a language in that project...The vital message being communicated to the boys and young men is about safe sex, the use of condoms and preventing the spread of HIV/AIDS.

The idea that a book can advise a woman how to capture a man is touchingly naive. Books advising men how to capture a woman are far less common, perhaps because few men are willing to admit to such a difficulty. For both sexes, I recommend a good novel, offering scenarios you might learn from, if only because they reflect a lot of doubt.

Baldy McNosehair looks dead sexy in a miniskirt!

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.

The Law of Diminishing Returns is true of everything in life, except sex, which seems endlessly repeatable with effect.

That's the way girls were--they always laughed. Because they were bitches.

There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.

The ethics of sex is a thorny problem. Each of us is forced to grope for a solution he can live with - in the face of preposterous, unworkable, and evil code of so-called 'Morals.' Most of us know the code is wrong, almost everybody breaks it. But we pay Danegeld by feeling guilty and giving lip service. Willy-nilly, the code rides us, dead and stinking, an albatross around the neck.

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and quite a few car parks!

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.

I have decided to tell the world that I accept my homosexuality and celebrate this gift that life has given me.

Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.