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Six Quotes - Page 4

He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.

Terry Pratchett (2009). “Mort: (Discworld Novel 4)”, p.74, Random House

Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.

James Thurber (1996). “James Thurber: Writings & Drawings (including The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)”, p.392, Library of America

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

Adam Carolla (2010). “In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks”, p.208, Crown Archetype

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

Roses are red, And ready for plucking, You're sixteen, And ready for high school.

Kurt Vonnegut (1999). “Breakfast of Champions: Or, Goodbye Blue Monday!”, CNIB, 197