Steroid Quotes

This planet is 15 million years overdue for an asteroid strike like the one that killed the dinosaurs.

Why can't we summon the ingenuity and courage of the generations that came before us? The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What's our excuse?

Steroids, used correctly, will not only make you stronger and sexier, they will also make you healthier.

I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid.

I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period.

Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids. Period. I don't know how to say it any more clearly than that. Never.

Steroids are used in all sports.

Back in the 80s we were very cautious about steroids.

The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What's our excuse?

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.

Africa's a wreck and it's not because it was hit by an asteroid. It's a wreck largely because it was hit by Europe.

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?

I've seen Australia and I've lived on an asteroid and I'd take the asteroid.

The chances that your tombstone will read 'Killed by Asteroid' are about the same as they'd be for 'Killed in Airplane Crash.'

America is capitalism on steroids.

You may have trouble getting permission to aero or lithobrake asteroids on Earth.

Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That's, like, the type that I'm attracted to.

...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

An asteroid could hit us at any moment. This is not - and also, the most successful kind of life on this planet is not us, it's microbes. They're the ones who greatly outnumber us, and may eventually destroy us.

Anabolic steroids were not banned until after the 72 Olympics.

I would never do it because if I took steroids, I would hit 60 or 70 home runs.

We're living in an era where word-of-mouth is on steroids.

I look like Julian Clary on steroids.

Caltech honored me -- they named an asteroid after me. There's only two of them up there with names. One of them is Walter Cronkite. The other is Tommy Lasorda.