Stupid Quotes - Page 39

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

The greater the stupidity, the greater the clarity. Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere.

If we didn't have the Albanian entrepreneurial spirit and financial support from the diaspora, this stupid political class would have destroyed the country by now.

The hardest thing to cope with is not selfishness or vanity or deceitfulness, but sheer stupidity.

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal.

...it's just another one of those things I don't understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It's an artist's right to rebel against the world's stupidity

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.

Don't you love it when people in school are like, “I'm a bad test taker”? You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here, but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's.

We were young, we were foolish, we were arrogant, but we were right.

If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.

You should be more afraid of a stupid man than of an evil one.

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.

..because the only kind of love I have to offer is stupid and blind and so deep and powerful that I feel like I'm cracking just to hold it in.

One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid, and those with any imagination and understanding are filled with doubt and indecision.

Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists or sympathetic to terrorists. Equating all Muslims with terrorism is stupid and wrong. But acknowledging that there is a link between Islam and terror is appropriate and necessary.

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

One of the reasons why my album is called 'Forget the World' is because when you listen to the world, you make stupid mistakes.

Do you know why some people feel jealousy from me? Because I don't like to comment back on their stupid remarks.

In claiming that prohibition, not the drugs themselves, is the problem, Nadelmann and many others - even policemen - have said that "the war on drugs is lost." But to demand a yes or no answer to the question "Is the war against drugs being won?" is like demanding a yes or no answer to the question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?" Never can an unimaginative and fundamentally stupid metaphor have exerted a more baleful effect upon proper thought.

Against a stupidity that is in fashion, no wisdom compensates.

Capitalism is a stupid system, a backward system

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement — especially when walking behind it.