Stupid Quotes - Page 41

I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person to whom I was talking was not annoyed during the early part of the interview by my asking stupid questions.

There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it.

I can't live where I want to, I can't go where I want to go, I can't do what I want to, I can't even say what I want to. I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.

Most people are too stupid to act in their own interest

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

I try and be as stupid as possible regarding my profession, which means I try to look at as few design magazines as possible.

Naivete in grownups is often charming; but when coupled with vanity it is indistinguishable from stupidity.

Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid.

Mitt der Dummheit k a« mpfen G o« tter selbst vergebens. Even the gods themselves struggle in vain against stupidity.

The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.

You may be able to fool the voters, but not the atmosphere.

Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.

People just relate to me. They know I'm a regular person brought up in a hardworking, poor family, that I've had all the struggles that people have. I'm just a friendly person. And I hopefully have a good sense of humor. People get a kick out of my stupidity.

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.

I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow.

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

I'm a member of no party. I have no ideology. I'm a rationalist. I do what I can in the international struggle between science and reason and the barbarism, superstition and stupidity that's all around us.