Stupidity Quotes - Page 29

There's a certain grain of stupidity that the writer of fiction can hardly do without, and this is the quality of having to stare, of not getting the point at once. The longer you look at one object, the more of the world you see in it; and it's well to remember that the serious fiction writer always writes about the whole world.

There's nothing like fishing to pass the time and to incline toward a sort of magnificent stupidity in which nothing matters but tackle, bait, sunlight and the strike.

Rush, that most exciting perversion of life, the necessity of accomplishing something in less time than should be truly allowed for its doing.

I like to say I don't have a fear of heights. I have a fear of human error. I'm very concerned about stupidity.

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

There are two infinities: God and stupidity.

I hated the idleness, the stupidity, the respectability, the petty unselfishness.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

I deplore the death and destruction she [Hillary Clinton] caused-stupidity.

I am going to put the miners, the steel workers, and so many of our other workers that are being clobbered by the stupidity of our government's leadership - I am going to put them back to work. That includes the steel workers.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

We believe only what we see. So, with television, we believe everything.

An all encompassing uncertainty on the part of any person is either a sign of utter stupidity or extreme intelligence. Only the not so dumb, or the not so smart, are ever certain about anything.

I have sought you out to cure me.' 'To cure you of what?' 'Of this cursed affliction.' 'I cannot cure stupidity.' Scapegrace frowned.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

But the stupidity which is common to all such "explanations" is, of course, simply that of proceeding as though the merits of a theory - such things as truth, or probability, or explanatory power - could not possibly be among the reasons for its currency.

I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.

There is no such thing as an evil genius, as evil in it's self is stupidity.

Too many rocks in the mountains.

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.

Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.

And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.