Underwear Quotes - Page 6

I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot.

Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.

"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"

Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems.

Well, you wear underwear. That helps.

Back then, people were throwing their underwear onstage. I remember taking eight pairs of my own underwear to the cleaners and getting only four back.

He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear.

My underwear is my own person buisness.

I'm not entirely comfortable with myself in underwear.

I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird.

Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear.

You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.

Europe is not a bright spot; it's all tangled up in its knickers with all that regulation.

S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??

I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato.

I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants!

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!