Wife Quotes - Page 7

The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you.

An ametuer is an artist who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word.

Won't cha...picture life as my wife, just think: Full length mink, fat X and O links, Bracelets to match, conversation was all that, Showed you the safe combinations and all that. Guess you could say you's the one I trusted... Who would ever think that you would spread like mustard?

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought".

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life

A man can only grow to a certain point when alone; to grow further you need some "irrational shocks", like a wife and children; a dramatic change to your own life.

The listener is the midwife in the difficult birth of the word.

I was married at the time when I first joined the band and my wife said: 'Why don't you write a song about me ?' So I wrote 'She's got balls'. Then she divorced me.

In traditional societies, nature was seen as one’s wife, but the modern West turned it into a prostitute.

My wife obviously would like to have her husband right next to her. I keep telling her inshaAllah we will be together in paradise.

The name of mistress instead of wife would be dearer and more honourable for me, only love given freely, rather than the constriction of the marriage tie, is of significance to an ideal relationship.

Wives don't need a good provider, they need a Godly man who will help them trust in The Provider - God!!

If you start praising your wife, if you start telling her how beautiful she is, and how glad you are to have her in your life, when you talk about the good, you will draw out the good. If you talk about the negative, you'll draw out the negative. It's up to you.

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives.

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

I've had three wives and three guitars. I still play the guitars.

A political man is disgusting, but a political wife, horrible.

I can't help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

As the years go by, he returns to this invisible world rather than to earth for peace and solace. There also he finds a profound enchantment, although he can seldom describe it. He can discuss it with others of his kind, and because they too know and feel its power they understand. But his attempts to communicate his feelings to his wife or other earthly confidants invariable end in failure.