Wife Quotes - Page 9

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances. No friends. I figured I had a wife and children.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

I'm giving serious thought into eating yor wife” - Hannibal Lecter

In many walks of life, a conscience is a more expensive encumbrance than a wife or a carriage.

Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

I always expected to be working construction with my family, so every day I get to travel the world and have fun with my friends is a bonus. I really enjoy pushing myself and so does my wife.

The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in.

This doctrine of polygamy, or spiritual wife-system, that has been taught and practiced among us, will prove our destruction and overthrow.

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women

I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm no good at fractions.'

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

In adopting the republican form of government, I not only took it as a man does his wife, for better, for worse, but, what few men do with their wives, I took it knowing all its bad qualities.

I have become a housewife and there is no better job.

As much as I would miss my wife if she were to die, I would miss what we are together even more. Our "we-ness," our "us-ness."

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.

I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.

The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.

Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.

So much of my work is defined by the difference between the figure in the foreground and the background. Very early in my career, I asked myself, "What is that difference?" I started looking at the way that a figure in the foreground works in eighteenth- and nineteenth-century European paintings and saw how much has to do with what the figure owns or possesses. I wanted to break away from that sense in which there's the house, the wife, and the cattle, all depicted in equal measure behind the sitter.

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.