Wife Quotes - Page 8

No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.

Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.

The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night, she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question - "Is this all?"

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.

I raised my right hand and placed my left on the Quran, which was being held by my wife and mom. Suddenly, I was blinded by a cascade of camera flashes.

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I...fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out.

Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something.

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.

Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves.

The burning embers within me burst into flame / My body becomes a fire-lit torch. / Ho someone! Send for the mid-wife.

The Athenians govern the Greeks; I govern the Athenians; you, my wife, govern me; your son governs you.

Now that I have kids, I'm probably more overprotective than I've ever been. My wife's nickname for me is "red alert." I sometimes check just to see if the kids are breathing. But I try not to be a helicopter parent.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

I chose to be a working wife and mother. Why should I compromise on either?

Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

'If you let a bully come in and chase you out of your front yard, he'll be on your porch and the next day he'll rape your wife in your own bed.

When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.

A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life.

A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress.

I could be a housewife… I guess I’ve vacuumed a couple of times.