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Bill Maher Quotes - Page 24

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...what I love about Ann Coulter is that she's sort of the-she's sort of a version of myself in that she absolutely never pulls a punch. Even when she's saying something that I think is outrageous, it's what she really

...what I love about Ann Coulter is that she's sort of the-she's sort of a version of myself in that she absolutely never pulls a punch. Even when she's saying something that I think is outrageous, it's what she really believes and she doesn't back off of it. And that is what I find so refreshing and, unfortunately, so unique. I can't name five other people who do that, who don't calculate before they speak.

Believe, Unique, Thinking

I would wager that the number of civilians that were killed [in] a typical week under Saddam Hussein was probably more than we killed during the weeks we were at war there.

War, Numbers, Typical

Republicans are obsessed with abortion...if they really wanted to protect the weakest, most helpless people, wouldn't they protect the Democrats?

People, Abortion, Republican

The electricity is back on in Baghdad. That is a very climactic moment in any country's liberation, when the lights come back on and you get a good look at what you looted.

Country, Light, Baghdad

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

Office, Would Be, Shame

Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They don't bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks.

War, America, People

Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.

Hate, Tea, Facts

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

Country, Freedom Of Speech, Speech

"Maher calls efforts to pressure Rush Limbaugh's sponsors 'the system being manipulated'" by Jeff Poor, dailycaller.com. March 10, 2012.

Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her.

Crazy, Long, Trying

Twitter post from Jul 18, 2014

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

Mexico, News, Today

BP today finally managed to almost completely stop the flow of information.

Information, Today, Flow

They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton.

World, Radio, Doe

Osama bin Laden put out a new video. The timing of this video has some people upset, three days before we vote. It looks like he's trying to influence the election. And I'll tell you, it's not going to work. Americans know Osama bin Laden does not pick our president. The Supreme Court does.

People, Upset, Trying

I'm not defending what Cory Booker said. I'm saying I understand why he has to kiss the asses of the rich people on Wall Street, because there's no other way to keep his city afloat.

Wall, Kissing, Cities

The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.

Blow, Political, Election

40% of homicides go unsolved. You know, it's not a very good record. And, also, 95% of convictions in America come from plea bargaining, which is often coerced. It's like we have the worst of both worlds. We don't convict the guilty enough, and we coerce the innocent too much.

America, Records, World

I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't.

Mad, Pope, Situation

A cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.

Personality, Cult

Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he never drove one off a bridge.

Mean, Bridges, President

I think we need to change that old saying, "I don't need a building to fall on me." Because two did and we still don't get it. I think we all stick our head in the sand as a deep human impulse.

Fall, Thinking, Two

"When You Ride Alone You Ride with bin Laden". Book by Bill Maher, 2002.

Today Obama was seen leaving the White House in a nurse's uniform on a flight to Cuba to smother Castro with a pillow.

White, Nurse, House

In America, if a Democrat even thinks you're calling him liberal he grabs an orange vest and a rifle and heads into the woods to kill something.

Thinking, America, Orange

Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.80, Penguin

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

Religious, Pool, Turds

"Questioning the Bible: What I Would Have Said to Bill Maher" by Derek Flood, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 30, 2013.

This country hates professors. It likes Toby Keith - 'I'm gonna put a boot in their ass.' If you don't do that, somehow you can't be strong.

Country, Strong, Hate

I used to stay at the Trump [hotels] and I just wouldn't now. The people were great, but I wouldn't stay at a 'birther' hotel.

People, Used, Trump

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