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Bo Burnham Quotes about Funny - Page 2

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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, "Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers?" Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!

Funny, Humor, Hands

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

Funny, Cancer, Humor

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

Funny, Girlfriend, Uncles

Song: Ironic, Album: Words Words Words, 2010

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

Funny, Believe, Humor

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

Funny, Humor, Ironic

Song: New Math, Album: Bo Burnham

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

Funny, Humor, Gay

Song: My Whole Family

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