I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
