Dave Attell Quotes about Funny - Page 2

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

Funny, Mother, Humor

TV Series "Comedy Central Presents" ("Dave Attell", 1999), (1998– ).

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

Dave Attell

Funny, Baby, Jesus

I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading 'Ta-Da!' magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story.

Dave Attell

Funny, Reading, Humor

"Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, 2003.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

Dave Attell

Funny, Humor, Ejaculation

"Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album by Dave Attell, 2003.

Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind.

Dave Attell

Funny, Laughter, Humor

"Skanks for the Memories". Comedy Album, 2003.

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat.

Dave Attell

Funny, Humor, Fantasy

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

Dave Attell

Funny, Girlfriend, Discovery

Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?

Dave Attell

Funny, Stupid, Humor

I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

Dave Attell

Funny, Humor, Drug

"Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, 2003.

Dave Attell Quotes about Funny - Page 2

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