A man goes to a barbershop and asks, How many ahead of me? Five. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Four. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Six. The man leaves, and the barber says to another, Follow that man! The man comes back and says, He goes to your house!
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
