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Henny Youngman Quotes about Husband

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door,

A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

Husband, Fall, Home

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Anniversary, Husband, Inspiration

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America". Book by Lawrence J. Epstein, 2001.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Husband, Men, Doors

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