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Henny Youngman Quotes about Marriage

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Henny Youngman
Funny, Marriage, Women

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
I Love You, Marriage, Funny Love

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Henny Youngman
Love, Anniversary, Marriage
Forbes Magazine, Volume 166 (p. 156), 2000.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Henny Youngman
Funny, Life, Marriage
"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America". Book by Lawrence J. Epstein, 2001.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Henny Youngman
Marriage, Faces, Comedy

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