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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Henny Youngman
Inspirational, Funny, Success

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Henny Youngman
Inspirational, Funny, Family
"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

Henny Youngman
Inspirational, Funny, Winning

I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

Henny Youngman
Inspirational, Thinking, World
Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

Henny Youngman
Inspirational, Funny, Graduation

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

Henny Youngman
Inspirational, Baby, Teenage

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