President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has still not officially bowed out of this race. It looks like he's not gonna run. But I'll tell ya, if Arnold does run, he better get on the ballot, because you don't want a write-in with a name like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Because people will go - 'Schwarz, schwarz, oh Davis is easier.'
President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.
