Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.
First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!
Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized. I believe he is suffering from homophobia. No, actually, it was just gallstones, but when they gave him the hospital gown that opens in the back, he refused to wear it, he thought it was a gay wedding dress.
