Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you're not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
A review of studies by physicians found that excessive exercise is bad for your heart. Another study says a daily serving of chocolate is actually good for your heart. That's got to make next year New Year's resolution easier to keep. "I'm going to exercise less. Eat a little more chocolate.